my smiley keeps flipping upside down so everytime i go to feel it with my tongue it feels like its not there and i have a little mini heart attack each time
I’m so proud of my eyebrows.
guys…listen holy shit. i havent been on tumblr in a while. but I’m at my friend johnnys for the pride festival going on in Louisville and I’m the last one up because they all passed out on me so I’m just smoking all of Johnnys Djarums. bhahahahah. I win.
I DON’T WANT TO TEXT YOU IF THE ONLY INTENTIONS YOU HAVE ARE TO HOOK UP WITH ME
GET THE FUCK OUT.
I’m pretty excited.
I’ll get like..900something back in taxes around the same time that my next court date is. And, assuming I don’t go to jail -___-, whatever doesn’t go to fines is going towards a new car.
Then I’m applying for jobs in Florence.
Then getting an apartment with Denon.
Sweeeeeeeeet.
So today this lady told me that I have the devil in me and so do all of my coworkers. And the machine that wouldn’t let her pay her utilities bill.
She was really nice and pleasant to talk to.



